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Author: lwidmer

4 Ways to be Your Own Freelance Coach

Posted on July 5, 2022June 30, 2022 by lwidmer

I’m going to share a secret with you: Business coaches are helping you discover some pretty common-sense stuff. Okay, not a big secret after all. But a coach — a good coach — can help you uncover the simple shit you’re overlooking. They can give you some pretty good advice on what to try to…

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3 Steps to Blissful Freelancing

Posted on June 29, 2022June 30, 2022 by lwidmer

Freelancer: Just how happy are you? Really? I didn’t set out to ask, nor answer that question this month. Yet after nearly three weeks of being away from the computer and driving across the country, it’s exactly the question I found myself wrestling with. And wrestle I did for about 1,967 miles. Yet somewhere mid-Kansas…

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Freelance Shorts: Random Advice to Improve Your Writing Biz

Posted on June 8, 2022June 8, 2022 by lwidmer

With summer bearing down, it’s a great time to reassess your freelance writing business. Anytime is a good time, but if things are slowing down or you’re needing to step away, use the time to find better footing within your business. Since it’s also a time when my life goes into vacation mode and utter…

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Tuesday Freelance Take: Taking Time Off

Posted on May 31, 2022May 27, 2022 by lwidmer

It’s the unofficial start to summer. A time when vacation schedules are blown up by deadlines, laptops are packed along with beachwear, and conference calls happen from the car. Such is the life of a freelancer. Or not. How about not? My summer is already mapped out. I have three months of traveling, with some…

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1 Move That Can Increase Freelance Income (and it’s not what you think)

Posted on May 23, 2022May 20, 2022 by lwidmer

On a former teacher’s Facebook post recently, I was bemoaning how I’d been writing in my specialty area for 22 years and how I still get sources — typically men — overexplaining the industry to me. You know, the industry about which I’ve written articles that they’ve read. In one hilarious case, an over-explainer actually…

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The Truth About Job Board Freelancing

Posted on May 11, 2022May 10, 2022 by lwidmer

You’ve done it. Admit it. I’ve done it, too. You’re not alone. I’m talking about applying to ads listed on job boards or (gasp!) on paid job listing sites. The ads are enticing. The posters are asking for exactly the skills you have. So what the hell, right? Apply. Take a few minutes — maybe…

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1 Top Freelance Switch for Better Clients

Posted on May 6, 2022January 28, 2023 by lwidmer

I saw an article promoted last week on Twitter that was labeled “excellent” by the poster. It was writing-related, so of course I clicked. Should have saved my digits the energy. It turned out the article was the basic beginner freelancer stuff. Not that there’s a single thing wrong with helping freelancers get started. I…

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4 Better Freelance Client Moves

Posted on May 4, 2022January 28, 2023 by lwidmer

“Find freelance work on Google.” “Write for greeting card companies.” “Easy way to find magazine gigs.” Know what all of these have in common? Well, besides being tweets I’ve seen recently. Every single one of these statements is a quick way to get work. But each is also a quick way to go down the…

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What to Do When an Anchor Client Disappears

Posted on April 27, 2022April 26, 2022 by lwidmer

Let me start by saying how much I hate the term “anchor client.” Reason: There is no such thing as a sure thing. So, considering someone an anchor of your business is a seriously bad idea. When that anchor breaks away, you’re drifting. Another reason: You tend to moor yourself and your businesses to anchor…

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Writers Worth: This Job, Not That Job

Posted on April 20, 2022April 22, 2022 by lwidmer

Oh, FFS. Maybe job posters haven’t read yet about The Great Resignation. Maybe they think that writers are really that damn desperate for work that they’ll work for pennies. Literal pennies. Such is the assumption one hapless job poster has made in this job sent to me by Paula Hendrickson. The assumption is that we’re…

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  1. Paula Hendrickson Avatar
    Paula Hendrickson
    April 20, 2022

    As bad as the one is, sadly it is NOT the worst I’ve seen. I’ve just blocked those from memory.

    Two of my favorite lines:

    “Above all else, it is crucial to have the crucial sense to make decisions about how dog food products compare to each other.” – Crucial to have crucial sense…..if only they could afford a good editor.

    And..

    “Our team has extensive experience growing successful blogs, with multiple exits under our belts. We have an aggressive investment roadmap for this project we’d be thrilled to have you along for the ride.”

    What does that even mean? Multiple exits? Aggressive investment roadmap?

    Between the multiple exits, roadmap, and the ride, I’m envisioning an expressway, not a dog blog.

    Reply
    1. lwidmer Avatar
      lwidmer
      April 20, 2022

      That’s the line that gets me too, Paula. ” … with multiple exists under our belts.” What the hell is that?

      Sounds like they lifted that straight from an investor portfolio.

      But alas, they pay just 6 cents a word, so you get what you pay for.

  2. Cathy Miller Avatar
    Cathy Miller
    April 22, 2022

    That was my first thought. How can this “established media company” help “experienced” writers with “detailed, actionable feedback on your writing, and work as a team to improve our work together” when they can’t even write themselves? *SMH*

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    1. lwidmer Avatar
      lwidmer
      April 22, 2022

      Sooo established, right? There is so much wrong with this ad, Cathy. I gave up trying to decipher them!

  3. Dava Avatar
    Dava
    April 26, 2022

    I’m not precious about my writing at all, but don’t think I could withstand getting “detailed, actionable feedback” on my writing from the “team” that put this ad together. LOL.

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    1. lwidmer Avatar
      lwidmer
      April 26, 2022

      I agree, Dava. That kind of made me shudder. LOL

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