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This Job Not That Job

Friday Freelance Follies: This Job, Not That Job

Posted on July 31, 2020July 30, 2020 by lwidmer

Hey, freelance writer — how desperate have you become in trying to get work and paychecks right about now? Hopefully not desperate enough to even consider the job posting just sent to me by Sharon Hurley Hall, who is an ace B2B writer and a writer chum. I read this and realized that these types…

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Writers Worth: This Job, Not That Job

Posted on July 8, 2020July 7, 2020 by lwidmer

These lousy job postings for freelance writing gigs are becoming more than a little ridiculous. The fact that I’m posting the fourth one in a few short weeks shows that they’re also becoming prolific. This one comes to us via fellow writer Libby, who said she emailed the poster to get a response on payment….

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Writers Worth: This Job, Not That Job

Posted on June 29, 2020June 29, 2020 by lwidmer

I take it back. When I said last week that the job posting we looked at was probably the worst ever, I was wrong. Really wrong. As in really, really wrong. Thanks to Sharon Hurley Hall for sending this along. I couldn’t contain my shock, either. And I’m willing to bet you each what this…

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Writers Worth: This Job, Not That Job

Posted on June 24, 2020June 23, 2020 by lwidmer

One can always tell when there’s an economic meltdown occurring. Besides my own McDonald’s Economics theory, there are the obvious signs that the economy is in the gutter. I’m talking about the job postings. Anyone who knows me at all knows I loathe job postings as a means of building a freelance writing business. It’s…

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Writers Worth: This Job, Not That Job

Posted on June 11, 2020June 10, 2020 by lwidmer

There’s something about a pandemic that brings out the best in most people. However, it brings out the worst in some people, too. Just take a look at any job board right now and you’ll see some of the most demeaning, insulting “employment offers” there have ever been. Thanks to Devon Ellington for sending this…

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This Freelance Job, Not That Freelance Job

Posted on February 19, 2020February 18, 2020 by lwidmer

As you look over your career, you’re going to see plenty of ups and downs. If you’re fortunate, you’ll see more positives, and maybe you’ll see you’ve overcome some pretty significant negatives. One negative that never changes is the crappy jobs that continue to be offered. Thanks to writing chum Sharon Hurley Hall for this…

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Writers Worth: This Job Not That Job

Posted on October 23, 2019October 23, 2019 by lwidmer

Sometimes, I want to hold up my hand and say “Just. Don’t.” That was my reaction when I had a bit of free time and decided to waste it on Craig’s List. Emphasis on the “waste” part, for I went looking for gigs that would be perfect for This Job Not That Job, and guess…

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Writers Worth: This Job Not That Job

Posted on October 9, 2019October 8, 2019 by lwidmer

You know, sometimes I get so hopeful when the seasons change. A time of shifting circumstances, a clean slate, a transition into something new. It’s all good. Unfortunately, the only shift in lousy job postings is when someone adds an F to “shit.” What just grinds me big time about these offers, and maybe particularly…

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Free Advice Friday: This Job, Not That Job

Posted on July 26, 2019August 21, 2019 by lwidmer

What astounds me these days isn’t that the job offers are so pathetic; it’s that they are rampant across all genres. If you’ve not noticed, far too many of my posts lately have been This Job, Not That Job posts. Why? Because there are far too many lousy job postings lately. This one comes from…

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Wednesday Wisdom: This Job, Not That Job

Posted on July 17, 2019July 16, 2019 by lwidmer

Just when you think it couldn’t get weirder, it does. I’m talking about job postings. Let’s not call them “freelance opportunities” because honey, they’re not. They’re employer/employee listings. Someone is looking for a writer, but is dictating the salary. That’s not a freelance writer at all. But I digress. This listing, which is probably the…

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  1. G. Avatar
    G.
    July 17, 2019

    It’s another international, sex cult, trafficking, human experimentation operation. Sorry if this post is offensive. But the “writing” is on the wall.

    Reply
    1. lwidmer Avatar
      lwidmer
      July 17, 2019

      No, your post isn’t offensive, Gianna. It’s the original “job” posting that is. Thank you for adding another layer of ohmygawdno to this. You’re probably right — this feels really, really sick.

    2. G Avatar
      G
      July 17, 2019

      Thanks, Lori — “ohmygawdno” is a good way to put it.

  2. Paula Hendrickson Avatar
    Paula Hendrickson
    July 17, 2019

    What bugs me about that job listing? Everything.

    I wonder if it’s a new twist on that other LA-based “job” from a few months ago that seemed to blur the line between bad job offer and human trafficking alert.

    Beyond creepy.

    Reply
    1. lwidmer Avatar
      lwidmer
      July 18, 2019

      I’m wondering too, Paula. There is a photo with this one, so it may be more legitimate. But judging from the photo, it’s easy to see the message is that boundaries aren’t necessarily boundaries….

    2. Paula Hendrickson Avatar
      Paula Hendrickson
      July 18, 2019

      Speaking of photos….Moral of the story: unless you’re a model or actor, avoid any job listing that requires you to submit a photo.

    3. lwidmer Avatar
      lwidmer
      July 23, 2019

      Or a video. One of these ads asked for a video.

      And a snapshot of the applicant’s calendar showing “how you organize your schedule.” Is that the new euphemism for handing over to a stranger your movements for the next month?

  3. Ranee Boyd Tomlin Avatar
    Ranee Boyd Tomlin
    July 24, 2019

    I read this when I was deep in a big project with a tight deadline, so I’m late in commenting; but this post sure gave me a much-needed break at the time. I was a bit stressed, and all I could do was howl. Then I had to read it to my husband, which was hard to do with a straight voice. We both shook our heads in complete, stunned amazement. And after that, I returned to my task, grateful that despite the pressures of the work I was doing, it was at least legitimate.

    Thanks for a great reality check, Lori and Jenn.

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    1. lwidmer Avatar
      lwidmer
      July 24, 2019

      Felt a bit like indentured servitude, didn’t it Ranee? And here I’d thought I’d seen the worst there was.

      The internet continues to churn up these shockers.

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