Skip to content

Words on the Page

a freelance writing resource.

Menu
  • Blogs Worth Reading
  • Courses
  • Ebooks
  • Free Writers Worth eBook
  • Guest Posting Guidelines
  • Home
  • Marketing 365
  • Monthly Assessment
Menu

Lateness on the Edge of Town

Posted on October 5, 2009 by lwidmer

I spent Friday afternoon attaching late fees to a few invoices. Mind you, I’ll never see the late fees paid – not one late fee I’ve sent out has ever been paid. Well maybe one, but out of dozens, that’s not too successful. I haven’t pushed it legally yet as the amounts, so far, have…

Read more

Bringing Up the Uncomfy

Posted on October 2, 2009 by lwidmer

Sometimes they just need to hear it. Sometimes clients need to know exactly why you left, what they can do going forward, and how they can succeed post-you. I’m not talking about the fly-by-nights who want to justify a $1/article job as “exposure.” I’m talking about legitimate businesses making critical mistakes that are chasing away…

Read more

Don’t Toy With Me

Posted on October 1, 2009 by lwidmer

It seems to be a much-practiced habit – writers who stand up publicly for the rights of other writers, for better wages, for respect, dammit! But then look under the surface and oops! There you are – those projects you don’t want to admit to taking, those projects that you took that you’d be ashamed…

Read more

Monthly Assessment – September

Posted on September 29, 2009 by lwidmer

Here we go again – another month, another assessment of the marketing and business plan. And once again, I invite you to share your own results, be they good or be they not so good. It was a bit of a transitional month for me. I had just returned from vacation two weeks prior and…

Read more

Waving Goodbye

Posted on September 29, 2009 by lwidmer

As I pull in a rather lucrative ongoing client project, I wave goodbye to one I’m glad to see going. (I have amended some of the facts so as not to embarrass those who are guilty, though I don’t know why.) I took it with the promise from the client that related projects would pay…

Read more

Going to the Vet

Posted on September 28, 2009 by lwidmer

Today I start work with a new client – ongoing work. Can you hear me cheering loudly? My goal has always been to work with at least two ongoing clients. Amen that I replaced the last one whose budget dried up. This work, for now, will be steady and lucrative. Travis brought up an interesting…

Read more

An Open Letter

Posted on September 25, 2009 by lwidmer

Dear Clients Who Want Me to Work for Nothing: How do I say this? You know when you hired me you were getting the best possible writing out of me. I wouldn’t give anything less. But lately I’ve had something on my mind, something that’s uncomfortable to bring up, but I can’t ignore it. Clients,…

Read more

Upping Your Game

Posted on September 24, 2009 by lwidmer

If you regularly work the $1-an-article jobs, ignore this post. Better yet, leave freelancing and get a “real” job that pays minimum wage – you’ll be light years ahead of the game and we won’t have to keep preaching to one more person why that kind of “work” is sucking the life out of journalism….

Read more

Plagiarism Explained

Posted on September 23, 2009 by lwidmer

The ad read: “Seeking a writer to create 12 business start-up how-to articles. Articles target couples thinking of starting a business together, explaining everything from picking the right business to marketing and more. Articles should be approx. 3 pages in length.” I applied. The response came. It read:“These projects pay $6 per page (approx. 420…

Read more

Funky Town

Posted on September 22, 2009 by lwidmer

I’m in a funk today. When work is completed and the desk is thin with more work, I get like this. But I’m not going to dwell on it because it’s boring. Keeping it short today. I saw my parents over the weekend and my mom was relating a story about someone from her class….

Read more
  • Previous
  • 1
  • …
  • 194
  • 195
  • 196
  • 197
  • 198
  • 199
  • 200
  • …
  • 267
  • Next
  1. Paula Avatar
    Paula
    September 22, 2009

    In my neighborhood, that stuff happens all the time. An older lady down the street is the local gossip (she calls it "news"). She rarely gets any details right because she views life through a very negative prism.

    The classic example was when she called me one day and said, breathlessly, "The cops are over here because Mary hit her tenant's car! They're taking pictures of the car right now!" ("Mary" being a neighbor Gossip Lady disliked with a passion.)

    I looked out the window. No police. Mary's car wasn't there. Her tenant's black hatchback is nowhere to be seen, but the gray hatchback belonging to the owner of the house between Gossip Lady and Mary was parked in front, and there was a man, in street clothes, photographing the house. No police cars. So I told Gossip Lady precisely that, she told me I was wrong and hung up. A minute later I saw her leave her house and head up the hill. She turned around the second she realized she was wrong – and she never admitted it.

    That's just one of about 100 times Gossip Lady has reported "the Gospel truth" and been wrong.

    Let's see… there was last summer when she told everyone there was a break in, when it turned out the guy's window screen has just blown down…Oh, two weeks ago she recounted, in great (incorrect) detail what one neighbor had just told both of us, to another neighbor – totally sensationalizing and distorting what we'd been told…Or the time she told me six police cars came to our block and the cops bodyslammed a guy and dragged him off in handcuffs. A) she wasn't even home when the TWO police cars (one officer per car) arrived, and B) I had seen the peaceful arrest from my front window – not enough commotion to get my dog barking…turns out the guy is bipolar and was off his meds. Yet to this day, her account is "right" and my eyewitness account is "wrong."

    Another classic: about a year ago two police cars were near the home of other neighbors she dislikes. Wanting to thwart Gossip Lady from spreading rumors that this very nice family was dealing drugs or something, I called them to ask if they were OK. Turns out there was a custody dispute between some renters next door to them, and the police were just there to try to resolve the dispute. No arrests. Dad was taken downtown in one car, mom in the other, just to sort things out. I called Gossip Lady, clearly saying it was a custody dispute and NO ARRESTS were made, and without missing a beat she asks, "Did they taken him out in handcuffs?"

    It seems the people who don't listen, or are prone to misinterpreting simple things (like, say, an obituary), are generally the last to admit they were wrong.

    Reply
  2. Devon Ellington Avatar
    Devon Ellington
    September 22, 2009

    Are you working on your fiction? The universe is prodding you by thinning the work! 😉

    Morons are morons, such as that woman who couldn't admit the fact that she was wrong and the right answer was good news. Let her spin. All she does is show how little class (pun intended) she has.

    Reply
  3. Lori Avatar
    Lori
    September 22, 2009

    Yes, I'm working on the fiction as we speak. I have amended the direction and I'm loving it. 🙂

    Paula, remind me not to visit. That woman would have me robbing churches or something! What a trip!

    Reply
  4. gnac Avatar
    gnac
    September 22, 2009

    Funky Town?
    Visit this real town…;)

    Reply
  5. Wendy Avatar
    Wendy
    September 22, 2009

    Kudos to your mom for handling that nicely. I would've been tempted to throw it back in the lady's face and say something like, "Did you even bother to read the obituary?"

    There have been a lot of times where I've seen an obit of a person who had the same name as someone I knew. But, generally, I read the obit for clues. The birth date or something wouldn't match so I would know that it wasn't the person I was thinking of.

    Reply
  6. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous
    September 22, 2009

    Your working on fiction? Good for you… re your story… I grew up in a town like that… almost moved back, glad I didn't… although I must say that my circle is about the same size here in urban San Diego… I like to think, however, we're not quite a stuck about being right, but…

    Reply
  7. Paul Avatar
    Paul
    September 23, 2009

    Human psychology; ain't it a wonderful thing! Devon's right, we just have to let these people spin. Why let facts get in the way of a good story – especially when the story builds up their own confidence levels (albeit in a delusional sense). Luckily I seem to have met fairly reasonable people (including clients) throughout life and I put it down to the fact that if I ever get an inkling of delusion or fragility, I move on – mentally and physically. Call me hard…

    Reply
  8. Amie Avatar
    Amie
    September 23, 2009

    I once had an argument with my hubby that ended with him arguing my point and insisting it was his all along.

    Reply
  9. Lori Avatar
    Lori
    September 23, 2009

    Oh Amie, that's wild! LOL

    Wendy, my mom thought it was probably that the woman assumed her story was a direct challenge. Mind you, Mom was talking to someone else at a different table and this woman overheard. But some people just have to be in control, and that means every detail. So that other woman had better die, dammit! LOL

    I call you smart, Paul. I had just one person that wildly delusional in my working life, thankfully, and I moved on from him easily. He was a contact, not a client, and I waved goodbye at the end of the interview after he argued that my name was NOT my name, but the one he had dreamed up.

    I wonder how my entire family back through the generations survived without this dude's guidance?

    Reply
  10. Lori Avatar
    Lori
    September 23, 2009

    Anon, it's hard living in a small town. Yes, they all know you but yes, they ALL KNOW you. Ugh!

    Reply
© 2026 Words on the Page | Powered by Minimalist Blog WordPress Theme