The Jobs You Wish You Could Take, But Not Really
As I cruise the job boards each week to bring you a smattering of listings, I often come across those that are insulting, weird, or just completely bizarre. This one transcends all categories and lands somewhere near Saturn or Jupiter:
“I’ve smoked enough peyote to know what works and what doesn’t. I’m a damn good bullshi**er and I have a fantastic idea that I know will be a smash hit, I just need someone with talent to help me. This idea is a sure thing. But ONLY if you do it. So…. give me a call and let’’’’’s set something up. – gray”
Not exactly sure what the topic is. And perhaps that’s the point, eh? Or perhaps someone should put the pipe down and back away sloooowly….
Here are a few jobs that don’t require recreational drugs (to my knowledge):
Car and Automotive Writer
Pet Mag Writer (low pay)
Fashion Writer
News Desk Manager (telecommute/high pay)
Freelance Publishing Writer
Outdoor Guidebook Writer
SEO Writer
Freelance Sports Writer
I’ve seen that guy before. I’m thinking he’s trying to do a satire of the ridiculous craigslist posts. Unfortunately, we’re used to seeing ones way worse than that, so he’s just blending in as yet another nut.