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Free Advice Friday: Your Streamlined Writing Life

Posted on by lwidmer

What I’m listening to: Zombie by The Cranberries (RIP Delores O’Riordan) This is the year I get my shit together. That’s what I vow every year. Every year, I’m going to make that one change that pushes me into a new category of productivity. I’m going to streamline the hell out of my freelance writing habits, and it’s…

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Free Advice Friday: This Job Not That Job

Posted on by lwidmer

I spent this week stewing about not being able to head to Ontario. It’s my own fault. I said yes to too many projects and didn’t turn down appointments when I should have. So I have to wait a few more weeks to get the hell out of here and get a much-needed break. Meantime,…

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Free Advice Friday: This Job Not That Job

Posted on by lwidmer

It’s Friday. After the week I’ve had, I’m tempted to spell it “fried-day.” Glad the weekend — and a holiday — are upon us. Since my brain is already out of the office for the week, let’s have some more poking-fun-at-bad-jobs time. Once again, this one is from Paula Hendrickson, our resident celebrity writer and…

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Free Advice Friday: The New Freelance Writer’s Income

Posted on by lwidmer

What I’m listening to: Noise Pollution by Portugal, The Man Ah, Friday. I’m ready for this weekend. I had a steady stream of work this week, and I’m ready for a break. This was the weekend that I was supposed to work — a regular client needs a proofreading job done by Monday — but…

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Free Advice Friday: This Job, Not That Job

Posted on by lwidmer

What I’m listening to: I’m a Mess by Ed Sheeran Short week for me. My son is visiting, so we’re off to enjoy what’s left of summer while he’s in town. It’s funny how sometimes, you and a friend are on the same page. I received a job listing from a site I belong to,…

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Free Advice Friday: 4 Freelance Business Mistakes That Kill Your Career

Posted on by lwidmer

What I’m listening to: Under Pressure by Queen & David Bowie Wow. Friday already? It went by a bit quickly. I have projects in the works, but until I get some interviews completed, I have some free time. I spent it working on two personal projects and trying to learn a new bit of Windows…

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Free Advice Friday: What Your Editor Wants

Posted on by lwidmer

What I’m listening to: Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand There go my plans. Today I was supposed to be meeting Ms. Sharon Hurley Hall, who is the brains behind Get Paid to Write Online and one of my dear online friends. Howe ver, client work came up unexpectedly. So here I sit, working. Hopefully, she…

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Free Advice Friday: Making Freelance Lemonade from Rejection

Posted on by lwidmer

What I’m listening to: A Good Reason to Grow Old by Owl John For my first week back, it’s been both busy and productive. I completed drafts on three new projects and have had talks with another new client about upcoming work. Plus I’m working toward nailing down a new client on project dates, focus,…

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Free Advice Friday: Your Freelance Prospecting List

Posted on by lwidmer

What’s on the iPod: Hardliners by Holcomb Waller For a week that has just a few items on the to-do list, it’s kept me busy. Yesterday I talked with a new client and started in on their project almost immediately. Today, I continue that, plus I’ll be starting a draft for another client and talking…

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Free Advice Friday: This Job, Not That Job

Posted on by lwidmer

SOLD OUT: Sorry, but the FREE Marketing Q&A webinar hosted by Jake Poinier and featuring yours truly has no room. However, you can get on the list for the next one! Get on the list here Remember that relaxing I wanted to do yesterday? Didn’t happen. Just as I exhaled, a favorite editor sent over an…

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  1. Amel Avatar
    Amel

    I recently added a new section to my blog called "Bad Jobs," and it is similar to what you are doing here:

    http://www.freelancemarketguides.com/category/bad-jobs/

    I saw the first (so-called travel writing) ad yesterday and was going to write a post about it on my blog…but looks like you beat me to it. Great job!

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  2. Lori Widmer Avatar
    Lori Widmer

    Amel, I love your take on these lousy jobs! Go for it. Just because I covered it doesn't mean you can't, right?

    The more of us getting word out to unsuspecting newbies, the better.

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  3. Melanie Kissell Avatar
    Melanie Kissell

    It's Friday. I needed a good giggle. I experienced something much better here — hearty belly laughter!! What made me laugh the hardest was this jerk's 'serious' tone. This guy is off his rocker! Or as my dad used to say, "A half bubble off true level." LOL!

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  4. Lori Widmer Avatar
    Lori Widmer

    Isn't this one great, Melanie? I love that Jenn sends me these. 🙂 Definitely a half bubble off! LOL

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  5. Paula Hendrickson Avatar
    Paula Hendrickson

    I'm guessing the "employer" – who probably isn't even in the US himself – was seeking people traveling outside the US in an effort to circumvent Federal employment regulations.

    I've got one for you, Lori. First hand, no less.

    You know I'm a big knitter. In the past I was a contracted blogger for a knitting company. They compensated us with yarn. Lots and lots of yarn. Not just the yarn and supplies needed to make items to blog about, but $100 worth of yarn (our choice) few months – after submitting something like 6 or 8 posts. That worked for me!

    Anyway, last week I saw a listing seeking writers who knit to write pattern descriptions. The pay was low $11/hour, but I thought it might be fun. They only wanted 10 hours per week, so I figured I could write about knitting on evenings or weekends and make $110 a week. Not what I'd LIKE to make, but it would put me back in the knitting world.

    Last weekend I heard back. They explained what they wanted and how they worked. They asked if I could re-write (first red flag) a couple of vague pattern descriptions, 75 words each, on the promise that if they used they they would pay. I thought, Why not? He said to let me know how long each one took. Maybe 12 minutes, but I took a moment to research the yarns so I could write something that made sense. He loved them and said he'd pay me. (Of course!) But said most of his writers average SIX MINUTES per entry, so I'd have to get it down to that.

    Right then I knew it wasn't for me. Basically, he wants 10 75-word descriptions (or 750 words) per HOUR. For which he'll pay a whopping $11. Really?

    I emailed back asking how and where the descriptions would be used. No reply. So I haven't even had the chance to lecture him on how that $11/hour breaks down to $.0146667 per word. I can't even pronounce a number that small – and the 666 seemed fitting.

    No, I won't demand payment…I doubt he'd pay me for the half hour I spent on the two blurbs. And I can't even do the math to figure out what the per-word rate would be on those.

    Waste. Of. Time.

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  6. Lori Widmer Avatar
    Lori Widmer

    Paula, that one stinks! Amazing how some people, with what they deem to be a bit of power, go nuts with it. Honestly, even writing back to tell him how insulting he is isn't worth it.

    What gets me is he didn't care about the quality as much as the time. Screams content mill to me.

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  7. Anne Wayman Avatar
    Anne Wayman

    Awful… truly awful.

    btw, I don't worry about spelling – that's one reason to hire a writer.

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