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Author: lwidmer

Defining Success

Posted on July 7, 2008 by lwidmer

Saw an interesting post somewhere on the blogosphere about a writer whose friend looked down on her, took pity on her for not making the kind of money he does (that could be any number of blogs, eh?). Okay, that’s just wrong. Pitying someone for making less than you do? What the heck? One thing…

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Curses!

Posted on July 3, 2008 by lwidmer

On another site, I was reading correspondence between a deadbeat client and a writer demanding payment. As I read through the exchange, the question came up in my mind – when is it okay to drop your professional demeanor and just let them have it? My answer? Never. These are people looking for excuses to…

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Time Machine

Posted on July 2, 2008 by lwidmer

One more call yesterday, one more project. It’s great, but I need to find a way to get more time in my day. I bet you go through that too, don’t you? How can you possibly get it all done inside of 8 or 10 hours? Well guess what? You have plenty of time (so…

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Seven Truths of Freelancing

Posted on July 1, 2008 by lwidmer

1. The longer the list of requirements in a job listing, the less the employer intends to pay. Go on. Look. Test this one out. Nine times out of ten, it’s absolutely spot on. 2. The amount of work you’re about to get is equal or greater to the amount of time you have to…

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Work is Happening

Posted on June 30, 2008 by lwidmer

It’s happened – work has begun piling in right about the time I was thinking it would be nice to go fishing in Ontario. Yes, I just returned from a nice few days off. So what? I work my tail off the rest of the year and frankly, given my seniority at this job, I…

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Random Friday Riff-Raff

Posted on June 27, 2008 by lwidmer

On a short hiatus this week. I actually took off on Wednesday afternoon, but decided not to mention it until today. Surprise! It was a side trip to see his friends and to somehow celebrate my getting one more year older (like I care – just pretend I’m still in my 30s, okay?). On Wednesday…

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Revising the Back-Up Plan

Posted on June 26, 2008 by lwidmer

So I learned a few things during our power outage on Tuesday, which by the way lasted until 3:30 that afternoon. Because of the experience, I’m amending my back-up plan in light of my latest discoveries. Libraries are lacking two things: quiet and power outlets. My library is great. But there are exactly two outlets…

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Phrases That Are Just Wrong

Posted on June 25, 2008 by lwidmer

Oh, you know you’ve come across some client gaffes and junk mail phrases that crack you up. Come on – share them here. A few I’ve chuckled at: “Highly seasoned professional” – Unless you’re the main course or you’re currently covered in marjoram, please. Don’t. (Client’s resume line) “We’re better then the rest!” – Then…

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The Back-Up Plan

Posted on June 24, 2008 by lwidmer

No, this is not a post about backing up your data. It’s about something few of us tend to plan for – power outages. As I write this, I’m sitting in the local library plugged into one of their outlets. A wind storm last night brought down our electric and phone lines, so I’m totally…

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Claustrophobia and the Ones We Love

Posted on June 23, 2008 by lwidmer

It never fails – they all come home from college and I want to hide. I love them all dearly, and I enjoy the time I get to spend with them. The house is so empty when they’re not around. But it’s so full when they are. Oy, so full. My 10-hour workday seems to…

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  1. writtenexpressions Avatar
    writtenexpressions
    June 23, 2008

    At least your husband gets it . . . mine came home around 10:30 the other morning (between meetings, I guess) and asked me to make him brunch. I think he thinks I just sit around eating bonbons and watching talk shows all day.

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  2. devonellington Avatar
    devonellington
    June 23, 2008

    The one who drives the car is responsible for returning it with a full tank. No money for gas, you don’t get to drive the car. Period.

    If I know my concentration’s shot to hell, I fill the day with interruptions, with the understanding that if anyone so much as looks at me the next day, that one gets splattered across the wall.

    “No” is a beautiful word.

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  3. Lori Avatar
    Lori
    June 23, 2008

    The image you paint, Devon… ;))

    Did I mention we also have a short-term houseguest? Did I mention he’s less trouble than even one of the inhabitants here? Haven’t heard one peep out of him all day, and I certainly haven’t even seen him. He understands, unlike the residents, that this is my job. He knows his way around the kitchen and he makes himself at home. Amen.

    What I typically find happening is the day I’m interrupted by the household members is usually followed by a day of phone interruptions. Thank God for Caller ID and voice mail. When all else fails, the library is a mile away…

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  4. Nikki Avatar
    Nikki
    June 24, 2008

    Oh I hear you! I really do! Frustration and tears have been my best friend this last week. I love that yours are older and they should get that this is your job but in a really awful, selfish way, I am glad that they don’t because the 12, 8, 7, and 2 year olds I deal with all day don’t. And could you send your spouse my way? Mine needs a lesson in “certain looks” and avoiding rooms too.

    I just look towards August when school starts again!

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