Still on my trip….
I love stupid jokes. The ones that make me laugh loudest are the ones that make other people groan and question my parentage. I heard one the other day that had me rolling:
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer (say it out loud)
A few other favorites:
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him.
The difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
The porcupine comes with the pricks on the outside.
And my personal favorite:
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
Tell me a joke. 🙂
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Here’s a few Mn jokes I recently heard from one of our friends from Ia. (Supposedly, some jokes are from Jeff Foxworthy.)
If you find 0 degrees "a little chilly," you just might live in Minnesota.
If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might live in Minnesota.
If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Minnesota.
You know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might live in Minnesota.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota.
If you postpone a wedding date, due to a conflict with the fishing opener, you might live in Minnesota.
They're pretty funny, but they're also true.
The funniest thing about Wendy's jokes, is that they're pretty much based in reality. I may be one state away, but I know a few Minnesotans, and those jokes describe them perfectly.
Oh perfect way to start my day! Thanks! "No eye deer"!!
Thanks for the laugh for today! Thank you, deer.
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Fish!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupting c-
MOO! MOO!
A minister, a priest & a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kinda joke?
Wendy, I inserted western PA. Same concept. :))
Hugh, those are hysterical. Thanks for a few new favorites!
I'm a little late to the game but I love the deer joke (am telling it to hubby later. He's a hunter and should appreciate it!)
Ok so my joke:
Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Na-Cho cheese. (say it out loud)
Oh groan! LOL Thanks, Nikki. :))
Hugh stole my fave . . . but here's another:
You: Did you hear about that actress who stabbed herself in the hand with her fork? Oh man, I forget her name . . . Reese something . . .
Unsuspecting joke victim: Witherspoon?
You: No, with her fork!
Har har–all the rest of my faves are rather off-color.