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Faith, Begorrah, and Anniversaries

What I’m reading upstairs: The Violent Bear It Away by Flannery O’Connor
What’s on the iPod: Shipping Up to Boston by Dropkick Murphys

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Five years. Five. Can you believe it? In 2006, on this very day, I decided to do that online journaling thing, that blog thing, which sounded more like something coughed onto a sidewalk. And what was my first post? Weirdly, I didn’t know until I looked yesterday. It was about the worst sin writers can commit – devaluing themselves. Even then I was bitching about it. Jeez, have I beaten that drum a long time or what?

I don’t want to read through all my posts, but if I did, I’d see my own progression as a writer. I’d see the things I used to think were great ideas that eventually I realized were kind of dumb. I’d see the mistakes I’d made – and learned from, thankfully – and I’d see the growing pains of a writer inching her way into a full-blown career.

Moreover, I’d see you doing the same. That’s the beauty of this blog’s history folder. We were together from the inception of a few careers, through the same struggles, through the successes, and always with the same theme – we genuinely like and respect each other, and we held each other up when it was most needed. Thank you.

Today I’m occupying a barstool at Molly Maguires, where I intend to have the damn time of my life with best friends I’ve yet to meet. I’ll also be raising a glass to my dear great-uncle Raymond Gallagher, whose 95 years on this rock ended this past Sunday. He was one of two of my late grandmother’s remaining siblings. As my cousin Eileen said, with Ray’s typical Irish wit and humor he’s giving Saint Peter a run for his money.

So let the official celebration and unofficial wake begin. I won’t see you today (unless you stop by Molly’s), so I’ll leave you with some Irish humor:

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Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney. “Did you see the paper?” asked Gallagher. “They say I died!!”
“Yes, I saw it!” replied Finney. “Where are you callin’ from?”

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Irish man walks out of a bar.
No really, it could happen!

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Paddy Murphy arrived at Boston’s Logan airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his cheeks. An Texan asked him if he was homesick.

‘No, ‘replied the Irishman.’ It’s worse, I have I’ve lost all me luggage.’

‘That’s terrible, how did that happen?’
‘The cork fell out of me bottle.’ Said Paddy.

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Here’s to our husbands and boyfriends: May they never meet. 🙂

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And a blessing for you all:

May your home be filled with laughter
May your pockets be filled with gold
And may you have all the happiness
Your Irish heart can hold.

See you tomorrow. 🙂

7 responses to “Faith, Begorrah, and Anniversaries”

  1. Eileen Avatar

    Did you know Jesus Himself was an Irishman? 'Tis true. A 33 year old bachelor … 12 drinking buddies … and His Mother thought he was God.

    Slainte!

  2. Mona Avatar

    Happy Anniversary! (And kudos to your for keeping it up!)

  3. Joseph Hayes Avatar
    Joseph Hayes

    My favorite Irish saying is a curse: may the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat. Slainte!

  4. Paula Avatar
    Paula

    Sorry about your great uncle's death, but if he had to go it sounds like he chose the perfect time for a good Irish wake.

    St. Patrick's Day has been pretty funny ever since one of my friends decided visiting Ireland a couple times means she's 100% Irish. According to her mom, their family is less than 1/4 Irish. Sure, she married a guy whose dad was Irish, giving her an Irish name, but she takes Irish pride to the extreme – but not in the fun way. She says St. Patrick's Day is a American holiday, and "real" Irish people don't celebrate it. Riiiiight. That's why it's nice to see people with more Irish blood than she has actually enjoying the day.

    And how perfect that it's your blogoversary, too, Lori!

  5. Gabriella F. Avatar
    Gabriella F.

    Happy anniversary, and happy St. Pat's, Lori!

    I've been at this gig about six years, and I don't recall when I found you. But I'm glad I did! You've taught me tons.

    Here's to Lori, St. Paddy, and Lori's uncle Raymond Gallagher.

    Slainte!

  6. Laura Townshend Avatar

    Congratulations on your anniversary!!!

    Blessings back to you, too.

  7. Lori Avatar

    Proof positive, Eileen! LOL

    Thank you, Mona! Glad you're here.

    Joseph, that's great! I'm saving that one. 🙂

    Paula, you should tell her how Irish YOU are because your third cousin once dated an Irish man….LOL While it's nice to celebrate heritage, it's nicer still to be decent about it and not make people hurl every time you bring it up. My husband found out last year that his dad's mother was a Lithuanian Jew. While it's great fun to find something like that out, he's not about to don a yarmica and go to Temple. He's taking it in context – it's part of who he is, not the whole of who he is. I think all of us can say something similar.

    Thanks for the good wishes and the toast to Uncle Ray, Gabriella. I'm glad you found this little blog, too. You've helped make it a nice place to be. 🙂

    Thanks, Laura! Glad you're here, too. 🙂