What’s on the iPod: Unbelievable by Diamond Rio
Today is absolutely one of my favorite days. I look forward to it every year – it’s the longest day! That sun will be out (and in this case, blazing hot) until late. So will I. Once I get this work pile whipped under control, I’m giving myself a time out.
Yesterday was a mishmash of work not completed, but much-needed communications sorted and scheduled. I got in touch with a few clients about upcoming and ongoing projects, and I cleared up at least one invoice issue. Another invoice issue is proving more troublesome as the client has gone silent on me. No worries — the late fees are about to kick in, as they were informed, and I don’t collect my own late bills. I let collection agencies do it. I give that time to worthy clients and their projects.
I was helping my daughter with a few proofing/editing tests I’d given her (she’s my intern, remember?). It got me thinking — she’s doing this work to earn the line item on her resume so she’ll get the next job. I won’t allow her to list any more work than she’s done for me, and maybe that’s the better lesson — she’s learning not to embellish her own experience.
I love when professionals, especially writers, know their own worth. Still, there’s a fine line between stating your obvious value and overstating it. It can be tempting to the new writer (or even to the veteran writer who’s got a bit of an insecurity) to overstate the portfolio. Sure, you have to show the work, but sometimes by stating it, you think it makes it fact.
How are you overstating? By not being clear or by deliberately calling a spade a club. Some examples:
I’m a business writer. True you write about businesses, but if you’re writing from the consumer side, you should be stating that quite clearly like so: “I write consumer-focused business content.” It’s one thing to write about Apple’s newest products, but quite another to write about the management processes and financial strategies that helped the company achieve its current superstar status. One is only loosely a business article — the other is clearly one.
I have over eight years of experience in writing for consumer magazines. Do you really? Or have you written for “consumer”-read local newspapers for four years, stretching that credit out further than it should go? Tell the exact truth. What I tell my clients is what is true: I have over 15 years of writing experience, 12 of which are in the risk management and insurance subject areas. I have been writing since 1988, but there’s no way I’d claim I’ve been writing in specialized areas for 22 years. It’s not true.
A word about understating: Beginner writers, you have a difficult situation in that you tend to exclude any credits that you could be claiming. For example, you worked for three years on the college newspaper, yet you weren’t paid so you think that doesn’t count. Or you have written six proposals for local businesses or charities, but think because you volunteered, you can’t list that. Yes you can. Clients don’t need to know that you’ve not been paid — only that you can handle the job.
I’m an award-winning writer. Please. Unless you’ve been handed a prestigious, well-known award from a legitimate publication or organization, don’t think that “Top Bloggers That Jen Likes” award is enough to add that to your credentials. When the client asks what award, you’re going to appear foolish and amateur. Plus the line has been used so often it’s become a throw-away line, almost cliche.
I’ve published countless articles. Just because you refuse to count those ten or twelve articles doesn’t mean you can claim they were “countless” in number. Be as specific as possible when listing credits. It’s better to say you’ve published “a number” of articles, or simply not mention number at all.
What overstatements have you seen?
8 responses to “Truth in Your Own Advertising”
My personal favorite is when people claim to have superior verbal and written communication skills when the awkward wording on their résumés indicate otherwise.
I don't exaggerated anything on my résumé or LOIs, but sometimes people will suggest I'm padding it – or worse, lying. Why? They don't believe someone in the hinterlands couldn't have some of my credits. No, you don't have to live in LA to write about TV. I have successful colleagues in Chicago, Milwaukee even Colorado. If you have a phone and computer, you can do my job from anywhere.
Paula, that's just weird, isn't it? Of course you can write about anything from anywhere — it's amazing the perceptions of time and place that still exist.
I've had people (men mostly) in the insurance and risk management world start out their interviews with me by either A) over-explaining the concepts, or B) dumbing down the language to match what they think is my beginner status. Nice, but the assumption is I couldn't know this stuff. I usually ask them something specific with insider info and that brings them around.
I can't believe I still have to do this after 12 years, but some people are slow learners. LOL
I forgot to leave out the main thing someone needs to do the job: talent.
Of course, around here that's a given.
Let me clarify something — when I say don't overstate by saying "I'm an award-winning writer" I mean don't say it unless it's true. For example, I could say I'm an award-winning writer. I've won three or four blog awards from various people you may/may not have heard of and the Pittsburgh Press Bad Writing Contest. Doesn't that make me "award-winning writer" material? No? Exactly. 🙂
Hmm…I guess, technically, I'm an award-winning writer, too. In high school I won $200 in a city-wide essay contest. I won the top prize, which tells me no one else probably entered.
Oh! I also "won" a "prize" from one of those national poetry presses that strongly encourage winners to buy a copy of the collection of winning poems. Never bought the book, but maybe I should add that to my résumé. LOL.
One thing I did put on my résumé the first couple of years out of college was that I won my school's prestigious writing award for an essay. The school is well-known in academic circles, so it made sense for that to be on my first real résumé. Now, it's totally irrelevant.
Get the feeling everyone else went out to play and left us here by ourselves, Lori?
I did get that sense, Paula. 🙂 It was a nice, hot day. Maybe they were all fanning themselves and sipping iced tea somewhere….
Our heatwave FINALLY broke yesterday. As predicted: as soon as I got the new window AC in, it cooled off.
Happened to us last year, Paula. The minute we paid for the pool membership, voila! Cold for a week.