That right there, Paula — you never needed it. Because you do it right.

I can understand the need of that neighbor since the professor is looking for some indication that students understand what they’re reading, not just parroting it back.

Professional writers shouldn’t need it. I don’t know any instance in which a writer would need it. Well, except in the case of trying to get away with plagiarism.

I thought it was odd when my neighbor was working on her mammoth capstone paper asked if I knew of any apps that scan documents for plagiarism. In her case, her professor didn’t want students quoting too heavily from their textbooks, but to interpret it (which was cited) in their own words. She wanted to make sure her interpretations weren’t too close to the original source.

I said, “Sorry. I’ve never needed something like that.”

Yup. And I can’t believe there are people out there teaching others how to cheat on their homework.

You and I and every writer who does it right have job security.

I can’t believe you had to write this, Lori.

But you did. Ugh.