Comments on: Stupid Jokes that Slay Me

By: Amie

Amie — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 03:06:31 +0000

Hugh stole my fave . . . but here's another:

You: Did you hear about that actress who stabbed herself in the hand with her fork? Oh man, I forget her name . . . Reese something . . .

Unsuspecting joke victim: Witherspoon?

You: No, with her fork!

Har har--all the rest of my faves are rather off-color.

By: Lori

Lori — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 21:13:58 +0000

Oh groan! LOL Thanks, Nikki. :))

By: Nikki

Nikki — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 02:11:43 +0000

I'm a little late to the game but I love the deer joke (am telling it to hubby later. He's a hunter and should appreciate it!)

Ok so my joke:

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Na-Cho cheese. (say it out loud)

By: Lori

Lori — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:24:46 +0000

Wendy, I inserted western PA. Same concept. :))

Hugh, those are hysterical. Thanks for a few new favorites!

By: hugh.c.mcbride

hugh.c.mcbride — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:10:13 +0000

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Fish!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow!
Interrupting c-
MOO! MOO!

A minister, a priest & a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kinda joke?

By: Meryl K. Evans

Meryl K. Evans — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 19:27:28 +0000

Thanks for the laugh for today! Thank you, deer.

By: Brenda Susan

Brenda Susan — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:03:25 +0000

Oh perfect way to start my day! Thanks! "No eye deer"!!

By: Paula

Paula — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:43:13 +0000

The funniest thing about Wendy's jokes, is that they're pretty much based in reality. I may be one state away, but I know a few Minnesotans, and those jokes describe them perfectly.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:18:32 +0000

Here’s a few Mn jokes I recently heard from one of our friends from Ia. (Supposedly, some jokes are from Jeff Foxworthy.)

If you find 0 degrees "a little chilly," you just might live in Minnesota.

If you know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might live in Minnesota.

If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Minnesota.

You know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you might live in Minnesota.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota.

If you postpone a wedding date, due to a conflict with the fishing opener, you might live in Minnesota.

They're pretty funny, but they're also true.